My perfect man

I took one of those fun little tests tonight to see who my "celebrity love match" is. (Yes, true boredom has hit.) Can you guess???? PAPA SMURF!!!! It seems that all these years I have been wasting my time on men when I should have been smurfing a smurf. :)

Papa Smurf

He may seem like an odd choice as a celebrity love match. First, he is tiny. Second, he has blue balls. As the patriarch of the Smurfs, he has demonstrated that he is mature, responsible, and horny as hell. Plus, you can take road trips with him and say, 'Are we there yet, Papa Smurf?'

So, it seems my perfect man is a tiny man with blue balls, oh, and non-existent. Should have seem that one coming! :)