Where have all the balls gone?

Are you men hiding them somewhere? Because my understanding was that men were supposed to have balls!

Do you know how many men have recently told them that I intimidate them? Seriously???? I am so sick and tired of hearing that. God forbid a woman in her thirties has her shit together! At this age shouldn't a guy be LOOKING for a girl who has a decent career and knows what she wants out of life? Instead they are terrified of me. And it is just disgusting.

So seriously men, grow some balls. Or at least try to bring yours out of hiding.