Just when you think you've seen it all

Pet Butler Yes, you are seeing that correctly. It is a pooper-scooper service. For just under $70 per month, they will come and clean up Baci's poop once a week for me. Yeah, I think I will spend that $70 on something else.... Of course, if you go here and join their mailing list, you will get a magnet and bumper sticker that says "Got Poop?" Too funny!

Uh-oh...

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

Rita Mae Brown

A note to the men of this world

If you are 60 years old, wearing a purple velvet sport coat, and shopping at Value City...

DO NOT HIT ON WOMEN HALF YOUR AGE!

Thank you.

I'm moving back to WV!!!!

The freaks here are far too weird for me to understand! :)

Before I start, let me state for the record that I do not advocate fornication with animals. That being said...

Last night there was a story on the news about a farm here in MD that had someone break in three weeks ago, take a ewe away from her baby, cut off one of its hind legs, and decapitated it. When the lady who owns the farm went in the next morning, she found the baby bawling something fierce, and the body of the mother sheep was laying in the walkway, no head or hind leg to be found. Okay, so I know that isn't so weird yet....wait for it....

This past Tuesday, three weeks later, the people broke in again AND RETURNED THE HEAD!!!!! What kind of messed up state am I living in now???? When people in WV decide to do freaky things to animals, it usually means they are having sex with them. NOT STORING THEIR HEADS FOR THREE WEEKS TIME AND THEN RETURNING THEM TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME!!!!! I just can't figure out what the deal was with this. Who keeps a sheep's head lying about for three weeks, and then decides, you know, I should return this???? And I don't even want to think about the leg...when is it going to get returned???? Anyways, I have always thought that the freaks who have been caught screwing sheep over the years had issues, but that seems almost rational after hearing about this!

So, that is my rant for the day. I am not really going to be moving back to WV any time soon, but I am starting to worry about what kind of people live around me now... :)